Months at a time

So here's my theory on why moths fly towards light: Moths have very short life spans. The luna moth, which I saw in person for the first time a few weeks ago, only lives for a few days. The adult does not eat in this time because it is not equipped with a mouth. The adults try to find each other for some midnight lovin before they die hours later. I can imagine that these few hours are very confusing for moths. They don't really know what they are doing. When it starts to get dark, the moths can't see anymore. They can however see the glimmer of the porch light. If I just emerged for the first time from the primordial sack, and saw a light off in the distance, I would totally crawl toward it. I love how when the moths find the light, they just chill next to it. They must be so pumped that they found light so they can see. This is why I think moths are the best animals, but not the coolest because they are kind of ugly and dirty looking.

Burn them with a lit cigar

I do recall making a solemn oath to post a blog daily for a month and am now coming to terms with the fact I in no way did such. I'm just gonna have to keep rolling, despite my obvious shortcomings as a writer, and a devotee to authorship.

I spent yesterday outside with friends cooking food and admiring the climate. It was a great day of relaxation and a certain remebrance of "how to chill." I think it's good to actually practice chilling in a very real way. Chilling is great and should be seen as something to acheive rather than fall back into. So chill hard amigos.

Animals making noise in the woods.
Don't worry its just a russian dinosaur.
Sending reinforcements, us extra caution.
That was really stupid of me, wow that was stupid.

Missed One

I have failed in posting a blog yesterday. I failed. I did not do it. As recompense I am going to post two "Blogs" today.

I'd like to begin with cats vs. dogs. I actually want to make some sort of documentary that matches these two species up, and analyzes them based on different criteria and then rates them on some strange scale. If a tie happens, it becomes a deathmatch. Because dogs are more aggressive and larger.....oooo wait a minute. We could do chihuahuas versus cats. Deathmatch. In the house. Different camera angles. I'm thinkin something really gritty, David Fincheresque maybe.

On another note, there are too many cat haters out there. I find this hatred to be severly unfounded. I am therefore starting a dog hatred sub culture. Everytime I hear about someone going out and needlessly killing cats, I shall do the same. If people are okay with killing cats, I'm okay with killing dogs. Thats it. I might actually do this.